I woke up this morning and I gave myself head
Pulled back the covers and stayed in bed
I dreamed of a girl I used to know
She could fist her own a**...
She's a one girl show!
Can't help find a new religion...
Worship the bloodhose
Now my child, begin the drinking...
Open that what's closed
I woke up this morning and I pissed myself
Got my diaper off the shelf
Yeah, don't you know I catch my own spray
Save it up for another day...
Now disciples submit fully...
To the path you chose
Open wide and greet your master...
Worship the bloodhose...
Bloodhose!
Bloodhose!