Come and have a blow if you think I'm hard enough
On my electric cucumber
Hey baby scratch your number
On my electric cucumber
Crawling on my hands and knees
Like some rubber co*kroach in a striptease
I can see inside your mind now
I know just what you want, and how
You know just what I want
So do it, do it, do it
The voice inside your head
Listen to it
Listen to it
Listen
Hey baby scratch your number
On my electric cucumber
Rubber, leather, P.V.C.
Wrapped and trapped inside your fantasy
Cybers** queen made for action
Pay the price for satisfaction
Hey baby scratch your number
On my electric cucumber
Hey baby scratch your number
On my electric cucumber
Eat me, beat me, treat me like your favourite backdoor who*e
(On my electric cucumber)
Come and have a blow if you think I'm hard enough