[Intro: Mandark] Yes, yes! With this all-powering neuratomic proto-core in my posession, I will make the world mine! Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! [Verse 1] I got a plan, some sort of strategy Catch Dex and stretch his anatomy MD in a Lex and now you mad at me Call me the bad guy, somebody gotta be It wouldn't be like Nas if I ruled the world I want power over all the little boys and girls And all the men and women, I wanna rock linen I want a lake-sized pool that Mandark can swim in Lots of girls filin' down my nails Dex, sorry, dumb and locked up in jail Dee Dee'll be my wife and rock ice, j**els If you a polar bear, dog, I'll send you straight to blazes [Hook] Mandark, Mandark is thinkin' of a master plan, Mandark, Mandark Mandark, Mandark is thinkin' of a master plan, Mandark, Mandark (Doin' everything you wish, I'm the better scientist) Mandark, Mandark is thinkin' of a master plan, Mandark, Mandark Mandark, Mandark is thinkin' of a master plan, Mandark, Mandark (Doin' everything you wish, I'm the better scientist) [Verse 2] I can read your thoughts, beam my body across Light waves, teleport, south pole to the north Way cooler than Dexter, and plus I stay trippin' Go anywhere without my parents' permission I know you hear me 'cause I got the transmission Soon I'll have it all, even Dexter's submission This is Mandark, so you better pay attention Searchin' for thoughts, I think it's time to go fishin' (ha-ha-ha! ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!) You out there! I know you're listenin' Is anybody home? Is your grey matter functionin'?
I'll make your brain thirst for a brand new verse It'll make you sound smart, won't sound like a jerk [Hook] Mandark, Mandark is thinkin' of a master plan, Mandark, Mandark Mandark, Mandark is thinkin' of a master plan, Mandark, Mandark (Doin' everything you wish, I'm the better scientist) Mandark, Mandark is thinkin' of a master plan, Mandark, Mandark Mandark, Mandark is thinkin' of a master plan, Mandark, Mandark (Doin' everything you wish, I'm the better scientist) [Verse 3] My brain has the capacity to fluctuate Similar, the nerves got you shakin' harder than waves Telepathically, I could make the world my slave My IQ out your range, shine brighter than day Mandark is way past the radar Operate with lasers, invented quasars, harder than chazar The science superstar with thoughts deeper than Mars In the jaccuzi all day long while you're singin' my song I know that line made you pause like a stop sign, you can't see me In love with Dee Dee, still a little sneaky Any minute the world will be mine, you can believe me As for Dee Dee, she's gonna be mine Questions are declined [Hook] Mandark, Mandark is thinkin' of a master plan, Mandark, Mandark Mandark, Mandark is thinkin' of a master plan, Mandark, Mandark (Doin' everything you wish, I'm the better scientist) Mandark, Mandark is thinkin' of a master plan, Mandark, Mandark Mandark, Mandark is thinkin' of a master plan, Mandark, Mandark (Doin' everything you wish, I'm the better scientist) [Outro] Mandark!