[Hook:]
A lotta people say their life is a movie
And now I'm gonna say it to
But my life ain't just any old movie
It's a p**n movie
Like the ones on p**nhub
p**nhub
p**nhub
My life is a p**no like the ones on p**nhub
p**nhub
p**nhub
[Verse 1:]
My life is xxx
‘Cause all I do is have s**
Get dome in that studio
Where I record hits like “Slow Blow”
Walk over to her place
Wanna get to s** so I walk fast like a race
I'm so fly my arms are out when I walk down my block
I don't live in the hood so I don't carry a Glock
Come over to her house
Gonna park my dick car in her p**y house
She answers the door and we hug
Go inside and get ready to do some d**
Go upstairs to her bed
Close the curtains and get some head
Go to the bathroom where she clap that a**
While she smoke some of that gas
Put a glove on my finger
Stick it in her sh**ter
I feel glad that I get her
Nervous she'd say no when I first asked her out
Worried that I didn't have enough social clout
But she said yes and now she blesses me with her s**
I also like that she doesn't remind me of my ex
We have a thing, but we keep it lowkey
They don't know that she's about to blow me!
[Verse 2:]
We grab that camera so we can make a tape
And no, I ain't talking about this mixtape
I give her p**y a rub
This sh** could go on p**nhub
Uh-she blow me like a sonic boom
And then we take it to the bedroom
Where we act out Loves** Pt.2
Her friend comes over, let her join in too
When we finish going three ways we do it cla**ic
p**y ice cream cone that I'm gonna lick
Shoot her face with my son
This is very fun
Go hard one last time and it's the money shot
Money shot, money shot, money shot, money shot
Money shot, money shot, money shot, money shot
Money shot, money shot, money shot, money shot
I cum and it feels satisfying and right
Can't stop thinking about how her p**y was wet and tight
All I can hear is her heavy breathing
Dick her in the winter, keep her p**y from freezing
Uh-she so hot that my dick got a tan
If she made a solo s** tape I'd be a big fan
Replace Transformers as my favorite
We could watch it together while we get lit
Have a thing, it just ain't a hit-'n'-quit
And I got all this money like I'm Mitt
But I ain't Mormon, so I'm f**ing all the time
Probably getting head right now while you listen to this rhyme
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