[Intro: Lin Nippletwista]
Uh, Full H.A.M. Gardens, Mickey Low Mays, uh
Lin Nippletwista, twisting your nipples until they explode
Uh, I'm going in
(#FreeDonnieChoi, uh!)
[Verse 1: Lin Nippletwista]
Mickey Low Mays go to Wanchai Wednesdays
Be careful that your girl will get g**ned by the 6 of us
She's taking turns sitting on our erection peaks
Eating our scrotum for all the meals a day
Spitting fire, spitting until the room is getting warmer
Lin Nippletwista is the best candidate here
A whole bag of mollies put in Full H.A.M. Gardens
If you want to eat some good stuff you should s** on my spring roll
Don't need to care about the lengths of our penises (they're all so long anyways)
Whatever happens we will get you torn down
Pubes are very curly, s** on them and they're really sour
Once I'm erect I'm harder than stone pebbles
Full H.A.M. Gardens, everybody calls us crazy
Walking in you will see all this c**aine placed on our faces
Doing d** all night, we will see you tomorrow
Tell your mom that we thank her for her contributions
Full H.A.M. Gardens
[Hook: Matty Gospel]
I f**ed your mom, she said "don't need to thank me"
Afterwards I butchered your dad because he couldn't look past it
Don't need to thank me, his skin is burst open with meat all over the place
Treat your mom like a goldfish and f** her gills until they're broken
Don't need to thank me, you didn't wait very long anyways
After f**ing your b**h I took her out to get an abortion
Don't need to thank me, don't need to ask "Girl or boy"
Mickey Low Mays spits so much fire we're about to start a forest fire
[Verse 2: Yung Bumblebee]
Life is my stage, I'm better at football than Lil Chi Keung
Butcher people with knives not guns
Your corpse is being pecked on by birds
co*kroaches growing out of your body
See snow on the winter ground and blood paste all over the floor
So be careful when walking and use a cane
I'm at Maxims ordering dim sum, order your heart
Ordered your heart, still beating you are very naive
Blood spraying my body all wet
Driving a Ferrari, you're calling 911 but the cops arrested you
Full H.A.M. Gardens has more votes than Hilary Clinton
...Yeah
After being inaugurated we raise the prices of rent until you have nowhere to stand! (OOOH)
[Hook: Matty Gospel] X2
I f**ed your mom, she said "don't need to thank me"
Afterwards I butchered your dad because he couldn't look past it
Don't need to thank me, his skin is burst open with meat all over the place
Treat your mom like a goldfish and f** her gills until they're broken
Don't need to thank me, you didn't wait very long anyways
After f**ing your b**h I took her out to get an abortion
Don't need to thank me, don't need to ask "Girl or boy"
Mickey Low Mays spits so much fire we're about to start a forest fire
[Mandarin Outro: Nile Bun]
I f**ed your mom, she said "don't need to thank me
Afterwards I butchered your dad because he couldn't look past it
Don't need to thank me, his skin is burst open with meat all over the place
Mickey Low Mays spits so much fire we're about to start a forest fire
THANK YOU CHINESE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT!