[Verse 1: Yung 69]
Got some internet hoes on my mind
Doesn't matter cuz i get them all the time
For me its so ez
Other users on RG are cheesy
I got one thing to say doe
I ain't' from San Diego
But your girl love to s my d yo
0ld 420 is my f**in bro
If I dont like the b**h then I'll pa** him the ho
Got b**hes and sh** for every day of the week
I'm pretty sure I haven't even reached my peak
Yung 69 signed to Bang'n Ur m0m records
Got so many b**hes I literally broke records
I also got the dank
And everyday i make a trip to the bank
Thank you all for listening but i gotta take a break
[Verse 2: 0ld 420]
Damn niqqa I'm old and I'm only getting older
Makes sense that the b**hes I'm getting are only getting colder
Got too many STDs irl
Now I get all my p**y through AOL (well damn!)
Swimmin' in the poon like a virtual ocean
All I need is my laptop, my hand, and some lotion
Never gonna share my secret to gettin' these e-hoes
Cuz when it comes to gettin' online b**hes y'all my hijos (get em)
All these diamond rings, gold chains and money piles
Don't mean a thing to these women on Verizon FIOS
sh**'s still easy as f**, game got 'em like "whoa"
Go on Omegle, whip my dick out, BOOM, 50 new hoes
We got internet hoes, don't need no video vixens
A ton of internet puss to stick our internet dicks in
Me and my dawg Yung 69 cleanin' up on the net
Your girl short circuit your router the way we're gettin' her wet (whew)