(Verse 1)
Oh my God, what I started
From the sh** that people used to tell me was retarded
Now I'm Magic carded and bartered my way to infamy
Destined since I was in my infancy
I'm still pimpin', see
Give the Nerdy Nation some sympathy
Yeah I'm the greatest rapper you ever seen
Cause I'm a Spamtec soldier still rulin' supreme
Like a taco, living a modern life like I'm Rocco
Muy flaco, but still packin big nuts and co*k, yo
Peace to the seven-one-EZ
When we playin' (Heart of Darkness?) it's never easy
A lot of people see me loading up on computers
Putting holes through your credit like the first-person shooters
Log into RCON, watch me get your life and your car gone
By the time you realize then I'm far gone
Ba** drum in your chest like I'm SOCOM
Villainous rapper/hacker on the internet, so bomb
(Chorus)
What's up, and welcome to Nerd Life
Where everyone knows that you run faster with you're knife
Where everyone knows not to nerf the shamans
Cause that's a f**in' cla** I'm playin'
64 beats 32
And the Dual Core chips are the hot new cool
Interrupts are gone, and I'm still stacked
If your hand leaves the piece then you can't take it back
(Verse 2)
Born '82, made '86
A precocious nerdy rapper getting paid in the mix
See me the mathematic tune addict
Everything that you dream about, I already had it
(I already had it)
Pop the collar on my Polo
Mainframe, made game, whether groups or solo
Writing stuff to me, people try to make a statement
Making money, making music, Nerd Life, k** 'em if they hatin'
Locatin, Hack a GPS, I know where you live
So keep your mouth shut, cause you got nothing to give
My XP in Nerd Life focus
And my adventures never bogus
But I'm the nerd Ted and Bill
Stood the test of time and I keep it on the real
I'm gonna keep k**in' them still
As long as Paul Wall stay rockin' a grill, yeah!
(Chorus 2x)
STC is the greatest