I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage They say I "Nerd Rage" I say they don't understand Keep talkin' trash b**h Imma have to ban You from my chat room And I can hardly think But Imma have to slap Jar Jar Binks And slam George Lucas' head in a car door For far more than just ruining Star Wars Stop re-mastering you're making it worse And for the love of god, Greedo didn't shoot first! And f** Comic Sans And f** low bandwidth And never say that Pluto ain't a planet Goddamnit I'm readin' what you're saying On the message boards Yes I have to had s** before! With a girl, you don't know her! She moved away! Shut up! And don't tell me Doctor Who is the same Without Tom Baker The sh** is just lame And what do you mean You've never seen "Citizen Kane?" Nerd Rage Nerd Rage I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage (Go, go, go) I broke seven keyboards over my knee How dare you say Marvel is better than DC Your horrible grammar It's makin' me puke And Captain Kirk was far superior to John Luke Picard And a Jedi could whip Superman in a fight When I'm right Imma laugh like: (Nerd Laugh) You beat me at chess I'm flippin' the board Then I'll go to Michael Bay's house Kick in the door Break every single copy of "Transformers 4" Hit Bay in the dick with a stick 'til he's sore I'll own your a** in Halo so bad you might cry And who the hell jacked my twelve-sided die?
I'll beat you up I know karate Ask my girlfriend Yes I have a girlfriend! Did I mention I have a girlfriend? Nerd Rage Nerd Rage I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage (Go, go, go) I see Will Wheaton, and I get excited (And pick up your toys!) They're collectors items Shut up, Mom! And give 'em back to me! And holy sh**! Don't take 'em out the packaging! (And clean your room, it smells like manure And stop watchin' p**n videos on your computer!) I'm doin' research Leave me alone Why you hatin'? (I just think it's weird that all the girls are Asian) (Nerd Laugh) I got that Ner-er-erd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage (Nerd Laugh) Ner-er-erd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage (Go, go, go) I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage (Go, go, go) All my fellow nerds Oh, I know you understand All my fellow nerds Sing along if you can (We got that) Nerd Rage (We got that) Nerd Rage (We got that) Nerd Rage (We got that) Nerd Rage Nerd Rage [Spoken:] "What? You never heard of Joss Whedon? He's like one of the greatest writer/directors Of our time! And what do you mean "Phantom Menace" Is your favorite Star Wars movie? God da... dude, alright We ca... we can't be friends I can't be your friend anymore Goodbye"