They call me Young Zuck just a punk Tryna be in finals clubs no girls showin' me love But I don't give a f** I was made to be great facemashin' all my dates As I crash the network -- college aged Bill Gates Not really a creep -- okay, maybe social geek You can check out my blog I'm telling it when I speak Programmin up in my sleep I don't got many peeps For friends -- Eduardo he was one of them I guess -- yes, well lemme get this off my chest I believe I'm the best when it comes to CS Facebook -- yo, that was my idea Don't let them Winklevosses tell you that I steal For real. I got the Napster as my bro And he knows that this thing is about to blow So I'ma hop on a plane to Palo Alto Call up Peter Thief and well...you know Chorus: I'll be C.E.O (yo!) x 2 Couple years go by I'm worth a couple of bill
And all these haters want a piece they jus need to chill I look back on the site I was about to build And never thought or dreamed that it could be this ill I still got Asian groupies giving me brain But now the phoenix is the name of my private plane I abstain from doin' d** cuz I know c**aine Can really cause some peeps to go kind of insane But it's kind of okay yea I've made mistakes 500 million friends ain't that easy to make I went from wiring in to be in Wired magazine And there's no AEPI when I fly Caribbean Facebook -- yo, it was meant to be A social network expert or my destiny jus a hacker turned legit a slacker and misfit But my business cards say I'm C.E.O b**h