(-) = Side Mouth
[Intro]
Hey, guys! Hahahahahaha! It's my birthday today, again
(It is? How exciting! Are we going to do a song?)
Not just any song, a rap song
(Cool. I used to beatbox for Eminem. Mhm.)
No, you didn't
(Yeah)
You didn't do that
(Yeah I did)
No
[Yotam]
Hey, b**hes I'm back to start this party
(How can you be back? Aren't you still in the army?)
No, you stupid s*ut
I'm out and I'm free
(Well okay, calm down. You don't have to curse at me)
[Yotam]
And now that I'm out
And everything is nice and breezy
I can hang out with my G's
And throw around a little frisbee
Yeah, we play the frisbees
Are you too good, good for that?
It's actually pretty fun
Once you get the hang of it
[Yotam]
I'm a party animal
I'm a party beast
Now b**h, get me something
Off of my wish list
Now I'm heading my mic
To the man from the south
Everyone put your lips together
For side mouth
[Side Mouth]
You b**hes don't know me
You don't know my game
I've got the b**hes
The riches
The coke and the fame
All day and all night
I got full access to b**bies
I also race cars
With my boy Frankie Muniz
[Outro]
Wait, you really hang out with Frank Muniz?
(Uh, yeah, yeah sometimes)
Isn't he like 32 by now?
(He's still a nice guy. I don't get what that has to do with anything.)
I just think it's a little weird
(Why?)
I don't know, you're a mouth and everything
(Whatever. Haters gonna' hate, you know? f**ing hater.)