[Intro]
Hey, guys! Hahahaha!
I'm gonna' sing you a song for my birthday
Another year of pain and tears
Been living for a sad sixteen years
And all I do is fail and cry
No longer will I have to try
To do good in school, shave correctly
Act all fair, 'cause I don't really care
Murder my cat, do my laundry
Wash my hair, 'cause I don't really care
I just don't really care
Only a few more years...