If you keep hammering anti-abortion,
We'll tell you no more masturbation for men.
Ev'ry day you're k**ing living s**ms in billions,
So how do you feel about that, brother?
What a waste, what a waste,
What a waste, what a waste,
To have to talk to a phony like you.
If you keep telling us we're more than equal,
We'll tell you equal is not equal enough.
For centuries we've been taking your double a** deal,
So what do you say to that, brother?
What a drag, what a drag,
What a drag, what a drag,
To have to cope with a crazy like you.
Brrrr -
Ah -
Ah -
Ah -
If you keep laying on money or power,
We'll tell you meanwhile your sprinkler is out of soda.
So keep off our gra** till you're in some kinda order,
What do you say to that, brother?
What a mess, what a mess,
What a mess, what a mess,
To have to put up with a fuzzy like you.