I'm having a waking nightmare
I'm seeing colors in the sky
Everybody wants to know about me
But they don't know about my
I'm having a waking nightmare
I'm seeing colors in the sky
Everybody wants to know about me
But they don't know about my
Big ol' penis floppin' around
It's three big feet of pleasure
Put it in your mouth and put it in your vagine
Big ol' penis floppin' around
It's three big feet of pleasure
Everyone's having a real good time
When they're hanging around my big floppy penis
Can't quite stroke it really fast
Covering three feet of skin with your hand is not very easy
Everybody thinks that they have seen my penis
But they haven't
'Cause if they have
They'd sh** themselves
Big ol' penis floppin' around
It's three big feet of pleasure
Put it in your mouth and put it in your vagine
Big ol' penis floppin' around
It's three big feet of pleasure
Everyone's having a real good time
When they're hanging around my big floppy penis
Here's how fast I can jack my whole dick
Ha ah ah ah ah
That includes the back and forth motion
Let's do it again, ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
That's how fast I can jack my peen
That includes the back and forth motion
Let's do it again, ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
That's how fast I can jack my peen
Here's how fast I can jack my whole dick
Ha ah ah ah ah
Everyone today believes in me, they believe in me
Everyone today, they believe in me, they believe in me
Everyone today believes in me, they believe in me
Everyone today, they believe in me, they believe in me
Everyone today believes in me, they believe in me
Everyone today, they believe in me, they believe in me
Everyone today believes in me, they believe in me
Everyone today, they believe in me, they believe in me
I have to poo
I have to poo, too