A man taught his little monkey How to help out with the chores Together they sanded the woodwork And painted all the windows and doors They stained athe wood in the bedroom And laid new tile in the hall Then the monkey tried, all by himself, To put paper on the wall There was nobody home to help him
So he thought up his own little trick He wasn't sure what he was doing Or how to make the wallpaper stick Instead of using paste He stuck it up with monkey spit Now the house smells like bananas Wherever paper is hung in it Helpful monkey wallpapers entire home