People hug and give each other kisses
Holding hands and walking side by side
But every time I try to charm a lady
She runs away
What am I doing wrong?
Is it the dubstep in my song, when I go
Excuse me, miss, but do you like the dubstep?
Oh, will I ever find someone or will I die alone?
Endless streams of love letters and roses
Serenades from men with big guitars
Famous men are asking me for dinner
I think I'll pa**
Oh, where is my Prince Charming who will cuddle with my hair and whisper
Will I meet a man who also likes to
I guess I'll never know
Will I find
Oh, will I ever find that someone who
Can sing wuu?
Can sing the wu wu wu wu wu wu?
Do the ring
I'll do the ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ring for you
Oh my God
Who is that singing?
Someone who also likes
The dub (The dub)
The step (The step)
We both like dubstep
Please just take these f**ing flowers!
Let's move in together!
We'll have children!
I'll make cupcakes!
I will ma**age your shoulders daily!
I'll make you dinner when you come home from work!
I'll play you James Blunt songs from a CD!
Let's buy a car!
I'll make you an omelette for breakfast!
I'll do dishes for you!
Let's watch the last season of Mad Men together!
I f**ing love you!
I f**ing love you, you co*k-s**ing son of a b**h!
I'll get down on my knees
And ask you
"Will you marry me?"