[Intro]
Everybody get a little crazy baby (baby)
So good
Go on with ya baby
Do that thang
[Verse 1: Yar D]
Welcome to my kingdom
Look at the doonties on my ding dong
Have you ever licked sweet brown sugar
God damn what I'd do to cook her (god bless)
Man I can't get enough of these hoes
b**hes sisters be like woah
b**hes mothers be like oh
b**hes fathers be like hell no
I treat a b**h like a firework
I light the fuse then let her work
It's a simple concept to learn
Plus I'm a cook so I never get burned (so good)
I always got my oven mitts
In case I need to slap a b**h
And no I'm not talking about her face
I'm talking about that a** bouncing to the ba**
God damn b**h control yourself
Its way up there on the top shelf
You gotta reach
God damn, look at that booty (I know you want this)
Sizzle sizzle sizzle
Cooking with my nizzle
Don't worry, I ain't gon drizzle
Unless you a pitted motherf**er (what you want)
[Hook]
All around the world (everybody)
Whole wide world, the whole wide world
All around the world (everybody)
Whole wide world, the whole wide world
[Verse 2: GMC]
Going to see the world and I see two dimes
Grab my bag [?] and I ran to the primes
Hello ladies, hows life been tripping
(Very good we've been stripping)
Damn, I had a great idea
I own a mansion and I got a lot of pills
You can come back your names Zia
We gotta lot of sapodillas
Almost left my buck
But I got it back
Then I got his truck
And I smoked some crack
Then I f**ed you in every way
More like toupees in a play
Then we got two quick cars
Then we got four fifties on the charts
They went quick like my bars
I damn flew off the charts
Thats right don't f** with me
I'm more than M.G.T
I done took out the M
If it cooked it'd be shapes
If they stood it'd be grapes
If if it cooked it'd be crepes
I see geometric shapes
Damn right n***a thats me
[Hook]
All around the world (everybody)
Whole wide world, the whole wide world
All around the world (everybody)
Whole wide world, the whole wide world
[Verse 3: Huycam]
Rapping to the flow and we do it real slow
Jody's cooking threes in the back with my hoes
Chilling with my b**hes in my aunties loft
The oven smells dank from my stroganoff
Me and my boys going out eating fancy
Not just licking peoples faces like Ms. Nancy
Cooking everyday I'm not one to mess with
Unless I got a cold case of asbestos
Don't f** with me when I got my hands on ya
You can't handle my five layer lasagna
My b**hes respect me they call me mister
Shot yo homie now your momma miss ya
Stirring it up and it makes me laugh
Kinda like when Jody gave me staff infection
Every time I cook I get an erection
When I'm done with you gonna need a c-section
Smoked some blunts and I ate some shrooms
Got my DD in the Camry going vroom vroom
Going to a frat party playing some beer pong
Every su chef be wanting my ding dong
Kicking it back sipping purple drank
Grab the kitty litter cause yo p**y stank
Doontie on the right, doonties on the left
All my homies be saying, you just got chef'd
[Hook]
All around the world (everybody)
Whole wide world, the whole wide world
All around the world (everybody)
Whole wide world, the whole wide world
[Verse 4: Yar D]
One A.M. and I'm cooking in the kitchen
Ain't no one around to ask what I'm fixing
Let me cook to a low heat for my cold freaks
Kind of dinner you would let your hoes eat
She likes for me to be her iron chef
She likes to take rides on the express but
When she stops eating my food
I leave the b**h and move onto the next
Cause I never take a doontie too seriously
Especially when they always calling me
Cause girls are b**hes and b**hes be hoes
I trust them like I trust Shaq's free throws (swish)
You should know I got mad reputations
More distinct than spots on dalmatians
I convince a b**h that her feelings don't matter and
She serves me her doontie on a gold platter (all night long)
I got a few people I really need to cook
Two tall b**hes that like to color book
One motherf**er is making mills
With his little yellow caffeine pills (baby)
I saw a great white doontie
Creeping up on me
Big white teeth
b**h came straight out of the Spielberg movie
(Da dun da dun da dun da dun)
[Hook]
All around the world (everybody)
Whole wide world, the whole wide world
All around the world (everybody)
Whole wide world, the whole wide world
[Outro]
All around the world
Nobody else in the whole wide world
All around the world
Great big world
All around the world
Nobody else in the whole wide world
Nobody else in the whole wide world