I am the way, the truth,
The life and I'm the lie
And it is my decision
If you will live or die
Spend some cash for the collection box
And say a little prayer
And if you've paid enough
There is no need to despair
Worship and adopt me
As the leader of the ma**
Bouncer of the pearly gate
Come and kiss my a**
Follow my commandments
Be my voluntar slave
Get down on your knees
Or you'll have one foot
In the grave
Belief in my existence
It's worth to spend your life
But when it comes to d**h
You'll see there is no afterlife
Worship and adopt me
As the leader of the ma**
Bouncer of the pearly gate
Come and kiss my a**