May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To ice skate backwards (to ice skate backwards)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my lip (come take my lip)
We'll walk through Kaiserslautern together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Her lips are gentle, nipples greasy, hairs are sweaty
There's food on her skirt already, lover's spaghetti
She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready to ice skate backwards
But she keeps on forgetting what she wrote down
And I am, a dreamer
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, a dreamer
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am
You better blow a raspberry
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to ice skate backwards
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better blow a raspberry
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to ice skate backwards
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
So lets go back
Follow the path as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through Kaiserslautern
I once used to call home sweet home
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the beach now
And when I'm gone, just ice skate backwards, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my gentle lips
Just know that I'm looking down on you loving
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just blow a raspberry
And when she's gone, just ice skate backwards, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of her greasy nipples
Just know that she's looking down on you laughing
And her didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just blow a raspberry in your skirt