[Shekels]
Yo Man What's That New? You Got Somethin?
[Bell Boy]
Yo I got this new strain its called that rainbow kush!
[Shekels]
Aw dang that sh**'s wack!
[Bell Boy]
Let's take a hit!
[Shekels]
Here we go...
[Bell Boy]
Wow!
[Verse 1: Wadz]
Rolled up an L
I might go to Jail smokin' that Kale
I'm feeling so swell
Im blazing a trail 'til I'm burning in hell
Sipping on ale with a female playing show and tell
Don't like the smell and mommy 'gon yell but f** it oh well!
Wait a sec dude, hold up my homie this sh** don't feel right
Why my homeboy looking so good in the club with his shirt soaking wet and skin tight?
All over him though, might be down to blow, gonna blame the dro
But this high so good and the a** so tight and this bomb-a** weed gonna turn a homie to a h*mo
Dont s** a dick
Maybe s** a dick
Yes s** a dick
Always s** a dick
Man I love dicks
And I hate chicks
Girth so thick on the stick of a dude named Rick
That hair so slick, might go and lick, pull a few tricks
Puff puff puff pa** and he cum quick!
All the females be beachin' like whales but all I can think is DICK DICK DICK DICK!
[Chorus: Bell Boy and Wadz]
Bell Boy:
Gay weed gay weed!
Wadz:
We got that
[x8]
[Verse 2: Bell Boy]
I came up in the building with a b**h up on my arm
Pretty chivalrous you know I keep her out of harm
This was all true 'til my dealer came along and said "I have something new to you"
Time flies little homie take a bow
Oh god I think I smoked way too much now!
This weed got me thinking out loud!
When did I get in the closet? wow
Okay I'm staring at Heif right now!
His beautiful eyes make me wanna go wild
Maybe him and I can take the night out
Yo wadz is a god cause he look great!
I ain't gay but he doesn't need to compensate
Now I'm thinking of him naked can you please not hate homie?
Like a motherf**ing brown pound cake homie
I swear to god I ain't gay homie
This weed ain't the only thing I'm tryina blow homie
Oh my god what the f** did I just say homie?
This weed got me out of control, my body telling me yes my mind telling me no!
Wait
Is Heif staring at me like he wanting to go
I try and vocalize him that I know I wanna blow
Now he feeling on my bicep
Oh my god where are we headed?
This weed got me gay I'm gonna regret it!
I gotta smoke more so I can forget it
But now Heif's legs spread like he open for business
He's bending all funny like a f**ing gymnast
While he's wearing all leather he is f**ing fierce
Though I feel cheap like he got it on clearance
Never s**ed a dick so I need experience!
[Chorus] [x8]
[Verse 3:Shekels]
Pause right here man this was the setting:
We was thinking of the dank weed we was getting
And I can tell you this much none of us was betting
That in an hour or so we'd all be fretting
So we pull up to the homie's house you know
And we got some good dang loud to blow
No idea we'd turn h*mos**ual
Gay weed is something to forgo!
Unless you fantasize about getting some from some other guys
Or a penis found in between some thighs is something that brings a tear to your eyes
Than I suggest you not get in this mess
It ain't the best
It puts your friendship to the test
But if you do contest
Than you get a dick and you get impressed!
[Shekels]
*cough* *cough*
I think I'm straight now...