[Verse 1]
So I broke another of the ten commandments
John Harvey Kellogg doesn't want me for a sunbeam
Won't you wear your sacrilegious undergarments
And we'll make out like we are seventeen
Can you tell me just exactly what do my dreams mean
Cos I think I saw your face before we met
It's like I'm living with a legacy of teenage LSD
So tell me that you love me or I'll forget
I'm not standing here for a lack of moral fiber
I get by with just enough and that's OK
I'd do anything to get my dick inside her
That's not what she wants to hear me say
[Chorus]
We're singing John Harvey Kellogg doesn't want me for a sunbeam
Singing people get together but we are all alone
So send me an instant message if you know what that sh** means
Cos I'm no longer answering the phone
We're singing John Harvey Kellogg doesn't want me for a sunbeam
You can teach yourself the miracles at home
But now I gotta severe case of being in a real bad place
Won't someone help me roll away the stone
Won't someone help me roll away the stone