Verse 1:
Yeah I'm tired of this bullsh**
Got locked up
And now my fellow cops
All get shot up
f** my friends
f** my family
They don't give a f**
So shut up
My anger make me look
Like a forty year old virgin
God damn Steve I remember
You let me stand on a table
And saw me fall and hit my head
Thank god I got no brain
Or I would've been dead
A train went by so quickly it cut
Off Steve Carells head
He screamed so loud
Even the ma**euse was proud
Looking for happy hour
Too bad when she went down
All she saw was a Wolffia flower
Hmmm snap back to reality
My dad is singing in the shower
Why is there blood pouring out my nose
Maybe because I'm so angry
I start to get dehydrated
Well whatever people compared me to
Eminem when I wrote lyrics
Before I reminded them of him
Same with my sutto-personality
Disorder
Where the f**
Does that come
In order
I ain't a slim shady
So stop drawing
The line at
That border
I would rather be
Referred to as ice-t
From law and order
My style really is aggressive
Like ice cubes
But I gotta tone it down
For those weed smoking
b**hes without pubes
Because all of those smokers
From my school were too
Cool acted like a bunch of tools
Damn they were ones too
I remember seeing kids smoke
Than go back into the metal shop
Only later to get spoken too
Acting all innocent
And acting all incoherent
("Sorry What?")
But if I mentioned this now
They'd call me a b**h
And say
("haha what a f*ggot
Look at him in prison
He's got a family too
Damn
But isn't he hot? I feel bad for that
Little boy who got shot")
Chorus:
I'm mad
I'm glad we
Had a little discussion
Now back to depression x2
Verse 2:
Lets list the music I listen too now
Yeah yo Joe budden be taking aims
Producing flames
Joe budden be changing the games
Making Drakes
Start from the bottom
Hell it ain't even autumn
I wish it were summertime
In 06 but that all changed
On 32846
Mother mother motherf**er
I'm listening to xzibits these days
Got most of that sh**
On replays
I listen to three lesbians get off on
Listening too llcoolj
Hey I didn't say he was gay
Naw man that's been around since Em
Arrived at the scene like pregnant
Pre-teen
I listened to wu-tang and thought
For half my life the whole crew
Was about gang bang
I staired at females for them
Too notice me
Keeping eye to eye
But they kept thinking I was a creep
So I embraced that sh**
I became a peep
Only to my close girlfriends
Though
I am Deadpooling over my girl
I'll chimichanga ya a** so fast
You'll have to wire shut your jaw
By shoving in plexy gla**
To keep it together melt it
And try and talk everything
Tastes like chalk
f** now you can't
Even talk
Break both legs
So you can't walk
Break both hands and say oh canada
Like Ryan Reynolds
I'm a dog with the hard bite but I can't
Be put in the kennel
I had a fake sister I wanted to dick
Around with named Kendal
God damn I feel like wolverine
Taking down a centinal only difference
Is I don't die from their
Laser beams I just
Cool off with no clothes on
And make it out alike
Like my friend marcco scene
Chorus:
I'm mad
I'm glad we
Had a little discussion
Now back to depression x 2