Home I don't want your pork chops
I don't want your turnip greens
I think that I'll pa** up the cornbread
'Cause a piece of watermelon is what I need
And it's so strong 'cause it's been so long
Since I've tasted that dear forbidden fruit
And my heart sighs as I realize
That that watermelon time is a-gettin' due
And I'm a watermelon man
I can see you, bright eyes
I can see your smile
What more could I ask
What more could I ask
Let's go find the covers
Back porch summer's dream
I can't think of many others
That can eat their watermelon the way that they please
And it's a new day
Watermelons waste away
And the sun is startin' to rise up over the hill
But it's all right
I haven't lost my appetite
And you know that I'm eatin' those wasted watermelons still
Yes, I am
And I'm a watermelon man
Yes, I'm a watermelon man