I like dick a ton,
and some balls, foreskin, and perineum (that's the taint!)
and i guess right now well i'll s** you son
and then call your friends to come dump and run
on them balls i'll hum
if you're hung or cut,
even small like a Gaysian—but prove me wrong!
with your cream of some young guy
gimme long duck dong (dong dong dong dong)
i even shaved my thighs (so smooth!)
'cause i want you to go down there
I, I love you like a big schlong baby
I, I love you like a big schlong baby (oh, it's gonna hurt!)
I, I love you like a big schlong baby
and i keep makin' it skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
I, I love you like a big schlong baby
I, I love you like a big schlong baby
I, I love you like a big schlong baby
and i keep makin' it skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
no shade, no tea
i'm a size queen looking for 23 (centimeters!)
want your whole enchilada inside of me (whoa, too spicy!)
with no queso please
dick cheese makes me wheeze
and i also like BBC:
Big Black co*k please
if you don't get down
brothers gather round (c'mere!)
what can do for you, f** me boo, hell bring your crew
so fun, let me spit my gum
Go ahead and stare
I'll s** 'em all
while takin pics on my phone (f**in' Verizon)
dickpig from the start, s**m-laden sharts
oops, i'ma change my thong!
(don't be rounding' up!)