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Faster than a speedster, more deadly than a spike
They don't know where he comes from, but he got here on a bike
He's not afraid of monsters, or sharks or killer knives
To the good guys he looks funny, but still he saves their lives
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Flaming Carrot, Flaming Carrot, better watch behind your back
The bad guys want to get you and they may be on your track
Once there was a bad man, who tried to get his goat
But the flaming carrot got him, and took him and took him by the throat
Now the goat is very grateful and eats tin cans at the dump
But if you dump on his new hero
He'll bump you in the rump
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Flaming Carrot, Flaming Carrot, hero of the day
The champion of justice, he lets the chips fall where they may