Hey, wake up, your eyes weren't open wide
For the last couple of miles you've been swerving from side to side
You're gonna make me spill my beer,
If you don't learn how to steer
Pa**enger side, pa**enger side,
I don't like riding on the pa**enger side
Roll another number for the road
You're the only sober person I know
Won't you let me make you a deal,
Just get behind the wheel
Pa**enger side, pa**enger side,
I don't like riding on the pa**enger side
Should've been the driver, could've been the one
I should've been your lover, but I hadn't seen...
Can you take me to the store, then the bank?
I've got five dollars we can put in the tank
I've got a court date coming this June
I'll be driving soon
Pa**enger side, pa**enger side,
I don't like riding on the pa**enger side
I don't like riding on the pa**enger side