[Intro: "Telephone Booth 905 1/2" by Pedro Pietri] Woke up this morning feeling excellent, picked up the telephone Dialed the number of my equal opportunity employer to inform him I will not be in to work today. “Are you feeling sick?” the boss asked me. “No sir,” I replied, “I am feeling too good to report to work today." [Chorus: Wiki] Called off work today Not Sunday, ain't go to church today Nah, I hurt today Just felt too good to work today They said it don't work that way Well I'ma just chill today That's how I feel today I'ma have to keep it real today Called off work today Not Sunday, ain't go to church today Nah, I hurt today Just felt too good to work today They said it don't work that way Well I'ma just chill today That's how I feel today
I'ma have to keep it real today [Verse: Wiki] Woke up right side of the bed But today I ain't think about bread You got bills, rent, gotta get fеd So what was you thinking instead? See how nice it sounded Can't wait to stay in thе house [?] not gonna clock in, stop in [?] about So when I call in, that's a warning Warning you to find someone to hold me down Didn't mean to hold you out [?] I'ma be up til the sun come down [Chorus: Wiki] Called off work today Not Sunday, ain't go to church today Nah, I hurt today Just felt too good to work today They said it don't work that way Well I'ma just chill today That's how I feel today I'ma have to keep it real today [Outro: Wiki] Too real No work Just chill How I feel