Pembroke
They'll be skiing down in St. Moritz to boating up at Eton
Playing tennis in Monaco too
Poker in Gibraltar, bingo in Mallorca
And housey-housey out in Timbuktu.
And they'll be waltzin' in Vienna and fightin' in Angola
Over Coca Cola too
Sunbathing in Clacton, hijackin' Manhattan
Playing Chinese checkers in Peru.
International disaster slowly gettin' faster
Gonna take us by surprise
International disaster send for the plaster
Gotta stick it on before I dies
International disaster gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes.
International disaster (comin')
International disaster (comin')
International disaster (comin').
And they'll be flyin' in the Concorde and rollin' in the gutter
Calcutta and Singapore
Price of silver dropping so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance the score.
International disaster slowly....
International disaster (comin')...