Huey Davies is harmless, “sure he is still a little wobbly”
“But he wouldn't hurt a fly” they would say
All the ladies at the Colca IGA like to treat him with a free slice of Don Strasburg
You can see him on the weekends drunk as f** and shadow boxing on his front deck. Either dressed as Batman or some f**ing super hero
Twelve Red Bear cans stuffed into his original Jura**ic Park bag, he's proudly owned since 1993
Spotting his neighbour get out of her car so Huey cross the road
“G'day Jenny Roberts, do you wanna come and have a drink at my place? We could Connect 4. That would be so fun!”
“Sure”
“Please sit down at the dining table.”
“Huey shows Jenny his Milton Bradley board game collection. Jenny Play…”
Fully touches his arm while they play Connect 4, Huey gets the wrong idea and tries to kiss her
“I'm sorry I have to go home” “Let's watch ‘The Notebook'. Oi get back here Jenny Roberts Hee Ya”
A velociraptor backpack that is weighted with cans, instantly k**s her as he hits her over the head. He touches her genitals
“Huey goes to the jail now”