[Announcer]
Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel versus Leia! Let the rap battle begin!
[Galadriel]
One does not simply walk into this fight
I'm the baddest b**h in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light
I look better in white, you should flee from my sight
I'll strike you down like Obi-Wan cause I'm colder than carbonite
You battle me? You're not strong enough
A human break an elf? You don't live long enough
You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair
By the time I end this line you will love me and despair
[Leia]
Calm down grandma, you're ugly when you're mad
Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad
What a strong female character obsessed with a ring
And you had to send a group of men to fix everything
When Sauron took over you hid in a tree
I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy
When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater
My words explode like bombs, I'm a verbal detonator
[Galadriel]
What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits?
[Leia]
Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits
We're on movie number seven while you're still on your sixth
[Galadriel]
Yes, but unlike you we don't pretend that three don't exist
[Leia]
You're like a Stormtrooper 'cuz your shots never hit
I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its sh**
I'll rap faster, outlast her, outcla** her, surpa** her
I'm a master with a blaster, you're a renn faire disaster
I walk in the sky while you're stuck on the land
Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland
No light saber needed to take you out
Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout
[Galadriel]
I will… Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick
And after Jabba's eager tongue you should know when you're licked
My lyrics so wet I'm like a rhyming typhoon
How's Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon?
I see things that were, things that are, things that may be
I'm fully operational, it's over, baby
You shall not pa**, challenge another
You can kiss my a**, pretend it's your brother