I'm a politician, with ethics
But i'm too stupid
I'm a wannabee
I'm a preacher, and i'm perfect
But i'm too stupid
I'm a wannabee
Couldn't i see
Couldn't i see
Couldn't i see
Couldn't i f**ing see
I'm a cowboy
In the city
But i'm too stupid
I'm a wannabee
I'm a surfer
In the desert
But i'm too stupid
I'm a wannabee
[Chorus]
I'm pregnant
On crack
But i'm too stupid
I'm a wannabee
I'm a duck
In the land of kings
But i'm too stupid
I'm a wannabee
[Chorus]