When i was a baby on the bottle they put me
I didn't know before, but now i want to be
1, 2, 3, bottle baby
[chorus]
When i'm old and gray you will hear the people say
Oh, he's been on the bottle since a baby
Now in this day and age, it seems the world is wrong
But let me tell you something there's a moral to this song
I've been on the bottle since a baby
And i don't care if people call me lazy