It's actually pretty hidden pal
If you didn't know it was there
You wouldn't know it was there
Some people couldn't find it if it was up their a**
Can't have just one, have just one
Can't have just one, have just one
Once your in, it's pretty trippy man
They have a black light and posters made with
Fluorescent paint saying that love is...
Although nobody really knows what love is
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Howard himself, he's a pretty mellow dude
Got a beard and a ponytail and he tells
Vietnam stories all the time
He's not sure he was there and neither am i
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He's got a bunch of bean bags and candles
Oh, and incense fills the air
Last week moonbeam put on a potato sack
To make fun of corporate America
She laughed at herself, she thought it was funny
His hurachi sandals are the kind
With a car tire on the bottom
But they're not worn out to bad, cuz he don't drive
So belly up to the bar and grab yourself a toad
If you don't want to lick it man
Hit the road