Wanna kiss you like they do on TV
Wanna f** you like they do in magazines
Hang out at the bars, get all your drinks for free
Now it's two o'clock and you ended up with me,
You trendy f**, trendy f**, you're trendy f**
Sitting at the bar, thinking you're real cool
But your big f**ing a** covers the whole stool
Now it's three o'clock, down on your knees,
Beggin' for the dick and you're even saying please
You trendy f**, trendy f**, you're trendy f**
Sitting at the bar, thinking you're real cool
But your big f**ing a** covers the whole stool
You trendy f**, trendy f**, you're trendy f**