[Dirt Nasty]
What am I doing with my life?
Pushing 40, no job, no wife
I live for the night
It's so empty but sh**'ll be alright
I often stare out the window
Thinking about when times were so simple
Now my dick got wrinkles
Sex life creepy, collecting dil*os
These days girls grow up young
Can't believe what they can do with their tongue (damn)
They must watch p**nHub
Because they spit and twist on the dick like grown-ups
I can't commit to sh**
A cell phone plan, or better yet a b**h
My life seems hopeless
At least I got d** and the kid ain't homeless
[Hook]
What am I doing with my life?
I don't know, what am I doing with my life?
What am I doing with my life?
Oh yeah, having fun getting p**y every night
What am I doing with my life?
I don't know, what am I doing with my life?
What am I doing with my life?
Oh yeah, having fun, party every night
[Andre Legacy]
It all started on September 3
Two years ago, my girl don't remember me (b**h)
Now I'm just history
I feel like James Caan, Misery
I used to chase all the pretty girls
Now I chase the dragon, it's a f**ed up world
And I'm sad as sh**
Alone at home playing Madden lit
They say the gra** is always greener
Other fish in the sea, one day you'll meet her (yeah right)
She'll probably end up a cheater
f** your best friend in the back of the theater (ho)
Double feature, ugly creature
She used to be so much sweeter (used to be)
I thought she was the one
Now she gone, where the f** is my gun?
[Hook]
[Beardo]
Hello, I'm Jeremy Gritter
Beardo, career's in the sh**ter
Shoulda, woulda got signed
But no, I chose to snort coke lines
Wish I would've been writing rhymes
Caught my girl s**ing dick on Vine (oh my God)
Now I'm depressed
Like a teenager hanging himself to d**h
If I had a AK
I'd get drunk and blow myself away
I lost my b**h (gone)
I lost my car, now I'm losing my sh**
I'm staring in the mirror
"I hate you Beardo", looking through a tear
So what's the point to life? (what)
To get a wife? f** that, I'm (I'mma) going to stay high
[Hook]