[Verse 1]
Friday night I just got off work
My boss, man, he's such a jerk
So after work I went to his house
Ate his wife's p**y and kicked his a**
[Chorus 1]
Eatin' p**y and kickin' a**
Eatin' p**y and kickin' a**
Eatin' p**y and kickin' a**
Eatin' p**y and kickin' a**
[Post-Chorus]
That's what I do
That p**y taste good
[Verse 2]
Monday morning I got laid off
So I celebrated with some alcohol
Standing in the unemployment line
I see this young girl's bush and said, "it's breakfast time"
Security Guard said, "you can't do that here"
So I kicked him in the nuts before I drank a beer
Girl at the counter said, "do you want a job?"
And I said, "okay" and then I ate her p**y
[Chorus 1]
Eatin' p**y and kickin' a**
Eatin' p**y and kickin' a**
Eatin' p**y and kickin' a**
Eatin' p**y and kickin' a**
[Post-Chorus]
That's what I do
[Bridge]
p**y in the mornin', sugar
p**y in the night, yeah
I eat a lot of p**y
And then I get into a fight
[Verse 3]
Thursday night I was feeling pretty great
I was walking past the honkeytonk on broadway
I see this young girl, she's smilin' at me
So I took her back to my place and I paid her fee
Took off her skirt, I knew that somethin' was wrong
Where there's supposed to be a p**y this girl had a dong
I was bored and since I'd paid anyway
I s**ed his dick and then I kicked his a**
[Chorus 2]
s**in' dick and kickin' a**
s**in' dick and kickin' a**
s**in' dick and kickin' a**
s**in' dick and kickin' a**
Eatin' p**y, s**in' dick and kickin' a**
Eatin' p**y, s**in' dick and kickin' a**
Eatin' p**y, s**in' dick and kickin' a**
Eatin' p**y, s**in' dick and kickin' a**
[Outro]
(I don't want my name on this)
God dammit f**in' play motherf**er
Where'd everybody go? God dammit