Plead with me and beg me not to stay
So you can still get stoned every day
Ask of me the one thing I'll negate
So I'll look like a jerk and you'll be safe
Oh, I once said 'good night' and meant every single syllable
But I didn't mean to have one every day (by the way)
Even though your heart's in the right place
You'll find a way to lose and let it break
There is only so much I can take
Until I start to feel like I'm betrayed
Oh, I once said 'good luck' and really hoped that it'd work out
And felt certain that this time you'd get it right
But I've since been dismayed by your careless mistakes
And I'm sick and tired of hoping that you might
Yeah
Plead with me and beg me not to stay
You knew it'd never work out anyway
You've got an eye for sore sight and a knack for college tries
But you're soon to lack the thing that gets you by
Yeah!