Once upon a time, Dale Meiners got mad at me He was very disappointed in me I was bragging about doing a keyboard solo show That would not happen At 2:00 AM on March 5, 1996 Dale Meiners gave me a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride As Dale Meiners gave me a war hell ride I gave him a war hell ride I told Dale Meiners to get off my case Suddenly, I threw him against the van I wanted to duke his scrawny a** up
And smash his face at about 2:10 AM that morning I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride As we left the Bottleneck Me and Dale yelled at each other He called me a f**ing a**hole I called him a f**ing dipstick It was my fault for not being cool In Lawrence, Kansas that morning I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride Budweiser, I'm proud to be your bud