Please don't f** me in the a** tonight,
That Popeye's Fried Chicken ain't sittin right.
And please don't try to stick it in all quick,
Or you'll end up with some sh** on yo dick.
Don't try to sway me by puttin on that Aretha.
Or you'll end up with poop in yo urethra.
I ain't gonna do it because it hurts!
I ain't gonna do it, got the Hershey squirts!
Dingleberries all in yo balls,
You want poop noodle?
I'm gonna give it to you!
Wo-oh wahow ohwoahwoahaho!
You want some bu*t s**, you want up in it!
But not tonight in my an*s!
You want my pooper, you wanna pound it,
But it feels like I'm gonna sh** on yo dick!
Please don't drive down my Hershey Highway
I just drank some Maalox now you actin gay
And please stop fingering my brown eyed bu*thole
Unless you wanna end up with a stanky tootsie roll
Our love used to be never ending, just like a story
I'm sorry but this ain't no hole of glory!
I got a perfect p**y what more do you need?
You nasty muthaf**a want my bu*thole to bleed!
an*l fissures and some corn on yo nuts
You want poop noodle?
Which is poop comin out yo peehole after you f** a bu*t that has sh** in it! Ah!
You want some bu*t s**, you want up in it
But not tonight in my an*s!
You want my pooper, you wanna pound it
But it feels like I'm gonna sh** on yo dick!
P-O-O-P N-O-O-D-L-E
What's that spell, y'all?
P-O-O-P N-O-O-D-L-E
It's more like what's that smell, y'all?
You want some bu*t s**, you want up in it
But not tonight in my an*s!
You want my pooper, you wanna pound it
But it feels like I'm gonna sh** on yo dick, son.