[Verse 1]
Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind
[Verse 2]
So I pulled (I pulled), your name out (name out), of my Rolodex
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you
[Refrain 1]
That's right (that's right), you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad), that you found somebody new
Cause I'd rather, spend eternity, eating shards of broken gla**
Than spend, one more minute, with you
[Verse 3]
I guess I might seem kind of bitter
You got me feeling down, in the dumps
Cause I'm stranded all alone, in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps
[Refrain 2]
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
Cause I'd rather, get a hundred-thousand paper cuts, on my face
Than spend, one more minute, with you
[Bridge]
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door
Again and again and again and again and again
Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin' I'd...
[Refrain 3]
Rather have my blood s**ed out by leeches
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean, all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station, with my tongue
Than spend, one more minute, with you
[Refrain 4]
Yes, I'd rather jump naked, on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils, together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend, one more minute, with you
[Outro]
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die (gasp)
Than spend, one more minute, with you