In this experiment
You will require one:
Sterilized
Standardized
Scientificized
Owl
Rotate your owl
Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Rotate your owl for science!
This lab ain't for fun so we leave our fun owls at home
This lab is for science so we need a science owl
We get our owls from the shelf over there at the top
With the other birds that we use for science
Yeah, me I prefer a peregrine hawk
But every now and then you need a bird that can squawk
Yeah hawks are great and eagles too
But when you're dropping mad science only owls will do
Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Move your owl around until your break new ground
Yeah, gimmie and owl I move it up I move it down
I move it side to side I move my owls with pride
But if you want something more special come see me
I move my owls really professionally
I paid all paid all my bills for college
By using all my owl rotation knowledge
Come on y'all stop with the back-chatter
Cause owl-based science is all that matters
Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Ro-ro-rotate your owl
Rotate your owl for science
People always ask me, what do we learn?
By wobbling our owls or giving them a turn
Not really much but let's be clear
The owls don't care 'cause they're still living here
Let's be honest what else they gonna do?
Go live in a wood and eat a mouse or two?
Good luck to them there's no mice round here
I collected them all to feed our mutant deer