Everybody needs to get a blimp
'Cause blimps are pretty pimp
You can fill it up with air
But that wont get you anywhere
Advertise upon the side
Take your girlfriend for a ride
Just fill up the balloon with the very best gas in town
Helium
You need helium to fill that b**h up
It's the second symbol on the periodic table
Oxygen and nitrogen are way behind it
As chemicals go they're both pretty stupid
Helium
Helium
Helium
Don't breathe it in though!