[Chorus]
Be careful who you pick
You don't wanna get too close too quick
Whether you're a dude or you're a chick, yeah yeah yeah
Love will make you do dumb sh**
You'll become a hypocrite
It'll make you go against logic
Whatever you should do you do the opposite, yeah yeah yeah
Love will make you do dumb sh**
[Verse 1: Awkwafina]
To be honest I'm on sh**
Hiding in this closet
Love I am losing, a b**h really lost it
How did I get here?
Soon I'll be a convict
I'm on IG and I'm stalking his mom's pics
I'm in a tree with police grade binoculars
Program his virtual dick on my oculus
Started last April
Everything was gravy
Gotta turkey baste down
(?) have his babies
But come Thanksgiving, his fam thinks I'm crazy
They weren't sure about me like I was Steve Avery
Might be a murderer, might be a saint
But when it come to love I go hard in the paint
[Chorus]
Be careful who you pick
You don't wanna get too close too quick
Whether you're a dude or you're a chick, yeah yeah yeah
Love will make you do dumb sh**
You'll become a hypocrite
It'll make you go against logic
Whatever you should do you do the opposite, yeah yeah yeah
Love will make you do dumb sh**
[Verse 2: Wax]
I spent all my rent money on some flowers and some j**elry
Maxed out my credit cards on movies and sushi
I thought that I was being great
Something she'd appreciate
And after that much needed date she was like "I need some space"
I was numb and it shocked
Tried to text her to get her back but my number was blocked
Now I'm pacing in my kitchen
Her face is what I'm missing
Why oh why am I infatuated with this b**h
I'm frickin' clickin' through her Facebook, stalking like an idiot
She already got a new boyfriend she kicks it with
Click every picture
That they ever tooken
Jealous 'cause he's richer than me and better looking
Now all of her posts be some cute love quotes
He got a boat I be like "f** boats"
I hope the boat sinks and I hope you both drown
Love will turn a smart man into a clown
[Chorus]
Be careful who you pick
You don't wanna get too close too quick
Whether you're a dude or you're a chick, yeah yeah yeah
Love will make you do dumb sh**
You'll become a hypocrite
It'll make you go against logic
Whatever you should do you do the opposite, yeah yeah yeah
Love will make you do dumb sh**
[Spoken outro: Wax]
The moral of the story is, b**hes ain't sh**. Dudes ain't sh** either. It don't matter how old you are, it don't matter how experienced you are - you fall in love you probably gon' act jealous and crazy. So my advice - 3 months tops man, you can't let a relationship go longer than like 3 months man. As if. 4 months is too much. 5 months is way too much. Cut that sh** off
[Audio Snippet]
You make me feel so young