Check the covers for spiders, Before you go crawling in bed You longed to lie down beside her And bled ideas in her head You are children of angels And you're living in sin Well, they've got just the place for The kind of trouble you're in And her hair smells like flowers You're counting the hours Between thundershowers Unleash your new superpowers Don't be a coward Did you come to remember? Or did you come to forget? You went looking for Jesus, And found the devil instead So many convictions About life after d**h But you just can't believe in any single one of them And it's all on your shoulders It feels like a boulder And you're just getting older The universe seems to grow colder Each time you behold her Alpha-man, father of everyone's children
The King of the Kingdom of Man Do you father your sons and your daughters? All of them follow your every command You sire them all on your own Then you kick them all out of your home Alpha-man, tell all your children to leave you alone! Alpha-man, tell all your children to leave you alone... Tuck the old folks into their new homes Watch the skin slip off of their bones Watch out for pigeons on telephone poles They will sh** all over your clothes Alpha-man, father of everyone's children The King of the Kingdom of Man You father your sons and your daughters All of them follow your every command You sire them all on your own Then you kick them all out of your home Alpha-man, tell all your children to leave you alone! (x4)