There was a boney man who had a boney wife
And he lived in a boney house all his boney life
And he had boney plans and he had boney schemes
And he went to boney bed and night and he dreamed boney dreams
Boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman
Boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman
Boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman
Boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman
Well he had a boney dog who had a boney bone
And he lived in a boney kennel all a-boney-lone
And he beat the boney dog with the skinny boney bone
And he beat his boney wife and he listened to her moan
Boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman
Boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman
Boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman
Boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman
Well the skinny boney dog and the skinny boney wife
Well they cut the boney man and they took his boney life
And they put his boney bones in a skinny boney pot
Cooked the boney man and they ate the boney lot
Boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman
Boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman
Boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman
Boneyman-yman, boneyman-yman
Boney, boney, boney, boney
Boney, boney, boney, boney
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