I don't need a diet pill to make me thin
Many times a shooting Star Bar saved my skin
Looking like something that the cat dragged in
Ate so many sweeties that I'm busted in
I've got a Touché Turtle head from a mouthful of gums
Eat sweets lose teeth, live fast die young
Jelly Tot, gut rot, frothing foam
Mouth made of metal, I'm a dental clone
Sweeties in my mouth but I'm sweeter in my heart
I probably replaced it with some cheapo jam tart
I've got a Touché Turtle head from a mouthful of gums
Eat sweets lose teeth, live fast die young
Eat sweets lose teeth, live fast die young
I'm a dental rejection, I'm an oral bum
But I won't retreat until I eat the last of the Chomps
If it spells the end of all the friends I've got in my gums
Eat sweets lose teeth, live fast die young
Eat sweets lose teeth, live fast die young