I'm so clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo
Never quite know the right thing to do
Drop my specs in some doggy-do
I'm so clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo
I lost my tongue in a public place
I couldn't get them to clear a space
My words just dribbled down the front of my face
I'm more clumsy than Chevy Chase
I'm so clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo
Never quite know the right thing to do
Drop my teeth in the turtle soup
I'm so clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo
I called my mum's house instead of you
'Cause I get numbers, I get names confused
It's one of the perils of being a fool
So clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo
I helped a blank-eye across six lanes
He beat me yellow with a telescopic white cane
I never even got the chance to stop and explain
He interacted with a taxi in a messy way
I'm so clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo
Never quite know the right thing to do
Drop my specs in some doggy-do
I'm so clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo
I'm so clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo
Never quite know the right thing to do
Drop my teeth in the turtle soup
I'm so clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo