In the middle of a while ago
A person did a thing
Well this person’s name was Kevin
And he really liked to sing
So he picked up his guitar
And he jotted down some words
He didn’t have a plan
He just started on the verse
And before he really knew it
He wrote a solid jam
Had a couple buddies over
And they started up a band
Well this band they tried hard, but
They didn’t didn’t know what to do
They bought some cheap guitars
And yelled “F*CK YOU”
So he jammed with his buddies
And they played all through night
They kept on fu*king riffing
Till they saw the morning light
They getting pretty good
They were feeling alright
The band was really vibing
Had a future in their sights
So they played a couple shows
And got a couple fans
They got some custom stickers
And they got some custom pants
They were kicking fu*king ass
And taking fu*king names
There was no slowing down
There was no being tamed