There is a formula to your despair
We just change a few things and there you are
Your shadow comes on in and says it's ok
No one will take your case you're so small
Everyone feels this way
Everyone feels this way
So sign here and we'll just make do
We won't make you healthy, we don't do that
There is somebody faster, stronger, and more perfect
More cunning, more clever, your friends will fit right in
Everyone feels this way
Everyone feels this way