We were in the badlands one day
Chasing B'elanna and Chakotay
We were wizzed then to the delta quadrant
f**, that's far away
I wanna go home, please let me go home
I say 'screw the Ocampa, I wanna go home.'
The caretaker had an array
That could get us home safe
But Janeway, that ignorant s*ut
She blew it away
I wanna go home, please let me go home
Drop me off at a worm hole, I wanna go home
So now I'm stuck here for years
In the delta quadrant, I fear
With the kazon and hirogen and a brother with pointy ears
I wanna go home, please let me go home
Talaxian chicks are ugly, I wanna go home
So hoist up the aft nacelles
See how the warp core burns
Tell Janeway to go to hell
I wanna go home
I wanna go home, please let me go home
I say 'screw the Ocampa, I wanna go home
I say 'f** the Ocampa, I wanna go home.'