Christmas, that magic time of the year, mom and dad are glad everyone's here
Grandpa is busy trimming the tree and aunty made a fruitcake naturally.
But her fruitcake ain't the only one at the table
And there's something that I just have to say
"Granny pa** the stuffing if you are able
And by the way mom and dad, I'm gay"
Yeah I brought a girl with me but I paid her to be here.
Hey mom and dad that's what they call a beard
I try to make it work but the girl ain't got the gear
What can I say; I love it in the rear
Comin' out for Christmas
Comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out for Christmas
Comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present, mom and dad I'm gay
Take back those G.I. Joes I never liked those toys
I never did like stuff that was for boys
Bring me some Barbies although you think it's wrong
Or better yet Johnny Depp in a thong
Comin' out for Christmas
Comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out for Christmas
Comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present, mom and dad I'm gay
Don't look so surprised to know
It's not like I'm the only h*mo
Aunty Jen's a lesbian (she is?)
And I've been felt by Uncle Joe
Well now I don't expect for you to like what you've been told
And if you hate me well that's how it goes
Well as for me I'm off to a disco and you can kiss my gay a** as I go
Comin' out for Christmas
Comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out for Christmas
Comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present, mom and dad I'm wonderfully, fabulously, gargantuanly gay